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How many Forum Members does it take to change

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How many Forum Members does it take to change

Post  GrumpyBodger on Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:28 pm

....a light bulb?

1 to change
the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to
share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the
dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to suggest we move it to the
Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to
inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who
claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the
posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore
the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of
changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands
are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different
light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then
post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the
URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant
to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their
entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to
post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this
already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light
bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 conspiracy
theorist to proclaim that light bulbs are really a Enviro-wacko tactic.
forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

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Re: How many Forum Members does it take to change

Post  TimS on Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:55 pm

Ha..ha..ha! Can't think of a suitable witty reply so I won't

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